Ever had someone piss you off in raid and thought " They deserve death" well for A small payment I will hand deliver A hoe to them next raid and publicly shame them in chat.

Self explanatory

The title explains it all.... I will do your bidding for an hour, anything really!

Know that one player that just plays like a baboon trying to find the last banana somewhere in their keyboard? Makes you wonder why natural selection hasn't worked yet? I will make a character on their realm and mail or whisper them how you feel, keeping you anonymous!! 

I WONT ADD YOU TO SHIT LIST EVEN IF PEWB TELLS ME TO

Buy your way out of harrassment from Skia, Garnett, Raguza.

Through an excellent use of blackmail and public resources, I will use all the proper channels to try to sway the public opinion. (This is not 100% guarantee)

Ya total gooner purchase but i'll record it so you can relisten while you wank